Our Million Dollar Beard Oil


An award winning, life saving beard oil.
Carefully crafted to make you feel like a million dollars.


To create this special formula, we have collaborated with a fellow adventurer and the finest purveyor of gentlemen’s requisites – Captain Fawcett.

This unique combination of life enriching oils will make your beard feel like a million dollars. Crafted with fresh oceanic scents & earthy resinous notes & topped with an enchanting floral citrus, the only addition we thought appropriate was the ultimate luxuriant – flakes of 23 carat gold… All hail the hirsute.

To apply: Shake & dispense a few drops into the palm of your hand & rub together. This will dissolve any gold flakes before you smooth the oil into your beard. Gently comb through for a Million Dollar finish.

Handmade in small batches by the Captain’s master blender, supplied in a glass bottle with rubber topped glass pipette for accurate dispensing.

Proceeds from every bottle of Million Dollar Beard Oil will be used with responsible efficiency to spread awareness and action in the fight against melanoma.


1 review for Our Million Dollar Beard Oil

  1. black domina

    Better a lean agreement than a fat lawsuit.

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